Well you compared us with beer…you asked for this!
1) We love them fat or thin and vice versa.
2) We can own different shades and different brands at the same time 😛
3) Incase they become blunt we are able to sharpen them.
4) Size matters, We throw away the tiny ones, and buy a new long one 😉
5) They like it when we take our own sweet time to get ready…as most of the time is dedicated to our pretty eyes.
6) They compliment us…all the time
7) They multitask, plays a role of a lip liner, and an eyebrow pencil 🙂
8) They don’t mind being with us for years together…
9) We use and throw them, they don’t have a problem
10) They don’t smell, burp, fart, or dirty the place.
I hope Ive proven a point here 🙂